Bill Sali Stands Up Against Pointy Heads!

I got an E-mail from Bill Sali yesterday! Here's what he said:

Dear Friends,
When I asked for your vote two years ago, I made a number of promises. I have kept them.
I promised to vote against big government and the spending that creates it. I promised to vote for a balanced budget and against deficits. And, I promised to vote against tax increases. Now, I need your help to make sure those promises continue in our nation's Capitol. Will you help?
Please consider sending the most generous contribution you can afford and I ask that you do it today. Can you afford $500 or even $250? No amount is too small. $100, $50, $20 even $5 will help. Please make the most generous contribution you can afford today by clicking here and donating online.
Thank you in advance for your support. With your help, I believe we can keep up the fight in Congress to help advance the vision of our Founding Fathers and give our children and grandchildren hope for a future of freedom and prosperity.
Sincerely,

Bill Sali

P.S. If I receive your contribution before September 31st I can include it in my next FEC report. Again, any amount will help and be greatly appreciated. But, please consider making your $100 contribution today by clicking here to send the strongest message possible.

Of course, Bill Sali doesn't really need the money; his election is such a foregone conclusion that the only thing he needs the money for is to donate it to other worthy causes, but he knows that it's traditional for Congressmen to ask for money, so he's doing it for the sake of our Founding Fathers.

What excites me the most about this mailing is that Bill Sali shows how he's taking a stand against elites who want to confuse all us regular Patriotic people. Bill Sali knows that God wouldn't make an Earth where you have to have a confusing calendar, but that's what all those academic people have given us, making us memorize poems or count our knuckles and between-knuckle spaces to determine if a month has 30, 31, or (even more bizarrely) 28 or 29 days depending on which year it is. By boldly declaring that September has 31 days -- as God intended -- Bill Sali shows that he's not constrained by the intellectual limitations placed on Patriots by the Eastern Elite led by Wacky Walt Mitty. He's one of us!

Congressman Bill Sali Wins Converts To The Patriotic Side!

Congressman Bill Sali once again disproved the bleatings of various Anti-Sali Socialists this week when he gained additional converts to the side of Goodness and Patriotism from the Socialist (Democrat) side of the aisle in an important vote! In voting against over $1 trillion in spending for so-called governmental activities like "defense", "homeland security", and "veterans affairs", Bill Sali proved that he is willing to lay it on the line to keep the government from spending our tax money. Most importantly, he apparently convinced several previously Socialist Congresspeople (including Rep. McDermott from Washington, Rep. Kucinich from Ohio, and Rep. Lee from California) to join him in his principled opposition to the bill. These are the kinds of people that all True Idaho Patiots are glad to see on the same side of a vote as Congressman Bill Sali!

While supporters of Wacky Walter Mitty might whine about how Bill Sali voted against "veterans", the fact remains that nowhere in the Constitution is the word "veterans" mentioned; therefore, Congress should have no power to vote for money for "veterans". This matches Bill Sali's oft-declared principle that Congress shouldn't have the power to do anything that it doesn't specifically mention in the Constitution; that's why his campaign Issues web page doesn't mention anything about "veterans" (or the military, for that matter). Because let's face it... Bill Sali was smart enough to avoid military service when he was younger (unlike Wacky Walt) and surely knows that anyone who wasn't smart enough to avoid signing up for a job where you're woken up early and yelled at by people -- often guys who the original Constitution (the one that really matters) said only count for 3/5 of a person -- doesn't really deserve government money. I'm sure all Pro-Sali Patriots would agree.

Bill Sali Commercial Shows Why He's A Hero

Congressman Bill Sali put out a campaign commercial that shows why he's the best Congressman ever. Here it is:



Bill Sali courageously points out that he voted against over $1.1 trillion in government spending; he got these numbers from the Congressional Research Service, and just coincidentally was able to use them in his commercial three days later. While Socialists will probably complain that he used taxpayer-funded resources to come up with numbers just to use in a campaign commercial, all true Patriots know that he'll make a lot of non-political uses of that report, such as... well, those uses are so obvious that I don't even have to write them down.

Just imagine how much the government would have spent if Bill Sali hadn't bravely voted against the bills! We see from his report (invaluable to future Presidential historians) that he voted against $1.16 trillion in spending, and voted for $835 billion in funding for the military. Since the federal government is spending about $2.9 trillion this year, and about $900 billion of that is for Social Security and interest on the debt, this means that Congress passed about $2 trillion dollars in spending.

Had Liberal Larry Grant been elected in 2006, he would have voted for all this spending, so Congress would have spend the amount Bill Sali voted for and voted against, which is about... 1.16 trillion plus 835 billion... carry the one... $1.995 trillion. Which, as you can see, is much more than the amount Congress actually spent. The numbers don't lie!

Another Bill Sali Success!

One of the Socialist TV stations here in Boise is reporting on how Congressman Bill Sali has been called in to protect one of our Senate seats from Democratic takeover. In the race to replace retiring Patriot Larry Craig (who was unscrupulously attacked by Socialists last year) the Democrats are cheating by running only one candidate against four Patriotic candidates. Bill Sali knows this is unfair, so he's doing something about it!

“I was asked by Bill Sali if I would get out of this race and it didn't make any sense to me," said Pro-Life...
"...But the man who calls himself Pro-Life says three weeks ago, he was personally called by Sali at his home.
"I got a call from Congressman Bill Sali," said Kent Marmon, Libertarian Party candidate.
"The other two candidates have similar stories.
"It was on a Friday evening, Bill was on his way to a wedding rehearsal for his daughter who was getting married the next day. He asked me if I had considered the fact that I was taking votes away from Jim Risch, helping Larry LaRocco, and if I considered bowing out of the race," said Marmon.
"Independent candidate Rex Rammell says he too was contacted. He won't say by whom, but says it's happened several times...
"...Bill Sali admits he made the calls – a Republican attempt to save the Senate seat. "

That's Bill Sali -- always looking out for other Patriots. Of course, he could have entered the race himself and easily won, but in the Senate he wouldn't be able to Stand Up To Pelosi so successfully; that's why he's letting lesser Patriot Jimmy Risch hold on to the seat until Sali needs it.

Bill Sali's mega-spokesman explained why the Hero of the Owyhees made the calls:

“The people who are on the ballot are wonderful people," said Wayne Hoffman, Sali spokesman.
His spokesman says it was nothing personal -- simply politics.
"This isn't about them, this is about the Democrats trying to use the number of people on the ballot to their advantage, they are making an effort to win not only Bill Sali's seat, but the seat that Jim Risch is running for and it's a big concern," said Hoffman."

Hoffman is exactly right, as usual. How dare the Democrats have the unmitigated gall to try to win a Congressional seat?! And how dare they think they can get away with only running one candidate in a Senate race!? If the Democrats have their way, their guy might be able to win in a multi-candidate race while getting less than half the vote -- maybe even as low as 25.37%. How fair would that be? Bill Sali called them on their un-American values, and now they know they can't get away with such shenanigans.

Expect the candidates touched by Bill Sali's charisma to drop out of the race right away. After all, when Bill Sali sets out to do something, he's always super-effective! (The Socialist lies in the Channel 7 article that claim the other candidates are staying in the race can of course be discounted, since that would imply that Bill Sali isn't 100% successful all the time.)

Congressman Bill Sali Is A True Conservationist

The Anti-Sali Socialist at "The Unequivocal Notion" seems to have a problem with Bill Sali's heroic new website about his energy plan. (Basically, his plan, which all Patriots agree with, is "use all our energy resources now, because the Rapture will occur after we consume all of the bounty of the earth".) The unknown blogger seems to think that because Bill Sali's plan aligns with President Bush's plan -- which was supported by a vast majority of voters in 2004 -- that there's something wrong with it because Bill Sali doesn't come right out and say where he got his ideas from. Well, duh! Of course Bill Sali gets his ideas from President Bush! Bill Sali is setting the precedent that all Patriots should follow the lead of their President (as long as he's supported by God, like President Bush is) so that people will follow the Hero of the Owyhees when he's elected President in 2012.

Socialists try to make a big deal out of suppressing Patriotic free speech by saying that "you can't just copy someone's words and claim them for your own". (Quotes mean "paraphrasing" in this case.) Bill Sali believes in the 1st Amendment (except maybe the "press", "petition" and "assembly" parts, which are bordering on Socialism), and knows that copying someone's good ideas and presenting them as your own is the highest form of flattery! Anyway, Socialists always talk about "conserving" things, but now they're attacking Bill Sali for "conserving" his brainpower! It's hard work writing new policies, and Bill Sali's beautiful mind is better used in other pursuits. If there's a policy you like, does it really matter that you didn't really "write" it before claiming it as your own? Since the Bible never says, "Bill Sali can't copy from the White House web site without attribution", I say that what he's done is OK with me, along with all right-thinking Idaho Patriots!

(As I went through the "Unequivocal Socialist Notion" website, I found that the blogger doesn't like me because I "make Idaho Democrats look kinda dumb". Hooray for me!)

Bill Sali Doesn't Need Support From Religious Schismatics!

Congressman Bill Sali is well known for being accepting of all sorts of people: Protestant and Catholic, white and causcasian, heterosexual and celibate... the list goes on. I'm afraid, though, that his trusting nature might have gotten him into a little bit of trouble now. As I was reading his campaign website, I was shocked to see this headline:

"Group launches ReCreationists for Sali"

As I read through the post, I started wondering what was going on. Why is the Hero of the Owyhees, Bill Sali, even giving these freakazoids the time of day? He even says he supports them carrying their blasphemy into public places: "Congressman Sali understands the needs of those recreationists who wish to use public lands. Whether they like using snowmobiles, kayaking, hiking, boating, rafting---you name it, Congressman Sali has been a vocal advocate of our interests. He not only understands, but actively supports our right to responsibly use these lands."

I became dismayed. How could the man who stood up to Hindus being allowed in the Senate chambers even think to support people who believe that God's creation isn't perfect -- and that someone (probably Satan or someone who reads the Muslim Iran) will have to re-create it -- actually using public land. "Has Bill Sali abandoned his principles?" I wondered.

Then, I realized what actually happened. Seeing the story spread to the Idaho Socialist Statesman made me realize that this entire story was a plant by minions of Wacky Walter Mitty. They used their "knowledge" of computers to hack into Bill Sali's website and post the story there! I knew their was no way my hero, Bill Sali, could let me down like that!

And shame on you, Wacky Walter Mitty, for trying to smear a great American and a great friend to true Patriots everywhere. Sadly for you, we see through your Lies and Schemes! Bill Sali will never stoop to recognizing that someone who's not a Christian has so-called "rights" in this great country, as the Founding Fathers intended!