Thursday, May 29, 2008

Bill Sali Racks Up Two More Wins!

It's been another stellar week for Congressman Bill Sali. First, he easily defeated RINO Matt "Salisbury" Steak by over 1.4 million centivotes, despite attempts by Anti-Sali Socialists to make it look like Steak was more popular than he really was. Pro-Sali Patriot Bryan Fischer has the best analysis: "Bill Sali thumped challenger Matt Salisbury 60%-40%, despite a huge influx of crossover Democrats. A sign of just how many Dems jumped ship to make mischief in the Republican primary: Salisbury actually got more votes than Sali’s November opponent, Walt Minnick, the Democrat running unopposed in his primary.

I think that pretty much all of Steak's 27,252 votes came from Democrats and other Socialists, so it's clear that Bill Sali win easily defeat Walter Mitty in November, since Steak's votes combined with Mitty's are probably a lot less than what Bill Sali got.

The Hero of the Owyhees got his biggest win today, though, when the jack-booted ATF admitted that they had confused Congressman Bill Sali and his crack staff. I wrote about Bill Sali and his one-man crusade against federal agencies enforcing "laws" against true-blooded Americans earlier; now we have the proof that they try to confuse Patriots with big words and form letters. Bill Sali won't stand for it, and neither should we! Here's what the Congressman's website says: “I apologize for the confusion caused to you and your office as a result of the email sent from ATF. … The information in that email was inaccurate,” wrote Sullivan." While we don't have the rest of the letter, I bet the ellipses just cut out more stuff where the ATF wrote about how much they fear Congressman Sali as he puts a stop to any attempts on their part to keep Patriots from using Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms however they darn well please, just like the Founding Fathers intended.

Saturday, May 17, 2008

Bill Sali Stands Up For The Constitution

It's been another busy week for Congressman Bill Sali and his one-man fight against socialism and jack-booted thugs from the ATF. First, he courageously pulled out of a debate on Idaho Public Television with "Republican" opponent Matt "Salisbury" Steak; Bill Sali knows that the Constitution doesn't say anything about public television, so the government shouldn't be funding it, and he certainly won't appear to endorse it as a Congressman. Besides, everyone knows that Bill Sali will easily beat Steak later this month, so what's even the point of having the debate -- it'll only prove that Sali is right about everything. Bill Sali knows that the elitists who watch IPTV are probably more interested in shows about "art" and "theater" and crap like that, so they're probably godless Socialists anyway.

The most important thing that Bill Sali did this week was to put a stop to the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms from seizing the alcohol, tobacco, firearms, and bureaus of peace-loving citizens everywhere. Since 1995, the ATF has had a slogan of "Always Think Forfeiture", which Bill Sali knows means that the ATF is always going to take everything it sees from every patriotic American: “Americans have a right to keep and bear arms. We have a right to private property. But ATF, through its engraved motto, sends a message that these rights are secondary to the government’s apparent goal to 'always' seek forfeit of private property. Of course, we all want our law enforcement agencies to pursue and prosecute criminals fully. But I have a problem with a federal agency sending a message, even an unintended one, that law abiding citizens will apparently 'always' be treated the same as criminals.” Bill Sali knows that there's no such thing as a "grey" area -- there are exactly two sides to each question, and only effete elitists believe in things like "nuance" and mealy-mouthed phrases like "it depends on the situation". Salian Conservativism teaches that as long as you stick to your core principles, you'll always come up with the right answer, no matter what the so-called "facts" might be.

Bill Sali and his Patriotic Supporters know that the government is bad except when they're protecting our borders from foreigners and prescription drug reimportation and putting Ten Commandment statues up on public lands and stopping buttsex. I'm glad Bill Sali used his immense power to get the Government Thugs to give up their mission-engraved Leatherman tools. While Anti-Sali Socialists are already claiming that Bill Sali didn't personally get the ATF to stop using the slogan, it's important to note that Congressman Sali never claimed that he did; he only got them to stop distributing the engraved tools. That's the difference between Bill Sali and ordinary Congressmen -- when the story first started gaining traction, other Congresspeople went to the ATF and asked them to stop using the slogan completely; only Bill Sali had the vision to see that it was better to attack the symptom of the problem, rather than the root cause, just like doctors recommend. This proves that we need smart people like Bill Sali in Congress!

Late Breaking News! Congressman Sali is now demanding straight answers from the ATF! We'll see how important Congressman Sali really is when we see how long it takes the ATF to respond to him! I bet we'll see an update by tomorrow!

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Bill Sali Is Effective And Smart!

It's been a stellar month already for Congressman Bill Sali, and it looks like it's only going to get better. On the last day of April, he defended the Patriotic citizens of Idaho from Pelosi-supported Mexican citizens by sending a letter to the Secretary of State protesting Mexico's plan to open a consulate in Boise. Although all right-thinking Patriots can see that the only reason Mexico would want to do that is to have an exit point for the Mexico-Idaho tunnel under the border fence, some Socialists still think that Mexico should be allowed to open the consulate. Bill Sali, on the other hand, knew that he had to stop this from happening, so he wrote the letter. In this act, he proved that he is better than his primary opponent, Matt "Salisbury" Steak, and his general election opponent "Wacky" Walter Mitty. Did they write letters to the Secretary of State? No they didn't! The fact that the letter was ignored makes no difference; Bill Sali alone made the effort.

Some Anti-Sali Socialists might wonder why a Christian man like Congressman Bill Sali is so opposed to illegal immigrants; they blather on and on about how Jesus said we were supposed to "love one another" and so forth. The reason is, I suspect, precisely because Bill Sali is such a respecter of the Judeo-Christian tradition -- a tradition that teaches us not to mix with people of different nationalities. The Old Testament has lots of warnings about bad things that will happen if the Jews mix with Canaanites. In the New Testament, remember how Joseph and Mary illegally immigrated to Egypt, but later they were back in Israel? It's clear to me that Jesus told them they had to go back to Israel as soon as He was able to talk! After He returned, He never left Israel again. Clearly, He was teaching His followers that they should stay in the country they were born in. Bill Sali believes that too.

Today, Bill Sali showed another reason why he's way smarter than his opponents. Wacky Walter was out today basically giving away money to strangers, while Bill Sali was collecting money from strangers who want to be his friend. Which activity would you rather do? I think most sane people would want to get free money from well-dressed people than give handouts to grubby deadbeats. Bill Sali once again shows that his values are Idaho's values!