Thursday, July 31, 2008

Bill Sali: Economic Genius!

Congressman Bill Sali is Standing Up to Pelosi again, and he's doing it in a way that even Socialists can support. While RINO Idaho Senator Mike Crappo is only getting people to send in their "stories" of how gas prices are hurting them (without pausing to think of all the poor stockholders in the Patriotic oil companies, who are operating under very small profit margins and making hardly any money at all.) Bill Sali isn't doing a bunch of purposeless whining; he's taking action! He's asking us to send our gas receipts into him, and he'll give them to Pelosi. And we all know why he's doing it. When a Socialist like Pelosi sees a bill, she automatically pays it. That's right, Speaker Pelosi will reimburse us for all the money we pay for gas because of Bill Sali's marvelous plan!

Bill Sali is also showing us how to solve the deficit problem. I know it'll work, because the smartest guy I went to junior high school with, Dale Jacobson, used to use it all the time. He'd say to me, "Bill, can I borrow $20?" I'd say sure, then he's say, "But only give me $10 of it." Later, when I'd ask him for my money back, he'd explain, "Bill, that wouldn't be fair. I owe you $10, right? But you only gave me half of the $20 you promised me, so you owe me $10 too. So, we're even, right?" It didn't make much sense to me then (even after it happened about 15 times), but now I'm finally beginning to understand, thanks to Bill Sali.

Bill Sali finally fought through the Socialist FEC software an submitted his quarterly fundraising report, showing that lots of smart people with lots of money like to give their money to Bill Sali. The campaign reported that it raised $155,000 for the quarter, but Anti-Sali Socialists working for Wacky Walter Mitty claim that he only raised $140,000, because about $15,000 was reimbursements from people that Bill Sali had paid money to earlier. It's clear that Bill Sali is right, because he's always right! This is just Bill Sali's way of showing how he'll eliminate the federal budget deficit. If he can turn $140,000 into $155,000 so easily, imagine what he can do with $1 billion! He'll give it to some business owned by Socialists, then make them give the money back. Like magic, $1 billion has turned into $2 billion in receipts! If he keeps doing that about 10,000 times, he'll have raised $10 trillion to pay off the deficit! I bet he could do that in a weekend, unless he and his crack staff are thwarted by more Socialistic software.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Congressman Bill Sali: Just Like Other Idahoans

Congressman Bill Sali is just like you and me, while his oppponent, Wacky Walter Minnick, is one of those "successful guys" that everyone hates. Want proof? Have you ever had problems with getting a computer to run right? I think most Idahoans don't really like computers, and Bill Sali and his staff are no exception. That's why when Anti-Sali Socialists try to make it seem like it's a bad thing that he hasn't submitted his fundraising data to the Socialist FEC, it just makes true Idaho Patriots admire Bill Sali even more. "Oohh, so Walter Mitty has a competent staff... ewwww", we Patriots say. Bill Sali hires Idahoans just like the ones you work with. Is everyone where you work really good at their job? I bet most people will say that most of their co-workers are pretty much dead weight, and Congressman Bill Sali knows that bringing these people onto his staff makes them someone we can relate to. Bill Sali represents the common man in Idaho.

Saturday, July 5, 2008

Congressman Bill Sali Stands Up To Socialists, Hindus

Congressman Bill Sali, who recently added the title "Hero of the Taxpayers" to his previous title of "Hero of the Owyhees", is doing more and more to Stand Up against Pelosi and her plans to destroy America. It's not surprising that Anti-Sali Socialists are trying to get Idahoans to give up more of their hard-earned dollars to elect Wacky Walter Mitty. Like the Pelosi-led Socialists in Congress, Mitty is trying to get people to surrender money to support something that will never work, since everyone knows that Bill Sali will easily win re-election this November.

Bill Sali once again proved his leadership ability in Patriotic causes when he Stood Up To Pelosi in voting against the socialist "Energy Markets Emergency Act of 2008". By casting a principled "No" vote against socialistic control of markets and in favor of public-spirited traders who seek only to practice capitalism as Jesus meant them to, Sali squashed Pelosi's attempt to make it look like the bill had widespread bipartisan support. Had Liberal Larry Grant been elected in 2006, the vote would have been 403-18, instead of the much closer 402-19 we saw. Pelosi is thwarted again!

Bill Sali is also standing up to Hindus, Muslims, and other people who don't believe in Christ by taking the lead in Standing Up To Socialistic Organizations. What I like most about Bill Sali is how he puts his beliefs into action that will change our country, and doesn't just make "symbolic" efforts. To that end, Congressman Sali bravely Stood Up To Pelosi again by signing up on May 6th to co-sponsor H.R. 1146, which would end America's membership in the United Nations. Since this bill now has 4 co-sponsors, and since Rep. Ron Paul, the sponsor, has an unmatched record of getting his bills passed, we know it will become law soon. Bill Sali knows that while the Constitution says that Congress shall pass no law establishing a religion, the Founding Fathers understood that everyone who really mattered was a Christian of some sort, so they're the only ones who should really be speaking in the United States in an official capacity. Seeing Hindus, Muslims, and God knows who else being allowed to speak out against America while on American soil makes all true Patiots really upset, and Bill Sali speaks for them. With Bill Sali on our side, our participation in the United Nations (and all the bad things they have done) will be over soon.