Didn't you always used to dislike all those teacher's pets who told the teacher if someone was breaking the rules? Note that these weren't important rules, like "Don't commit sodomy" or "Don't illegally come to America" or "Don't belong to any religion other than evangelical Christianity", but the silly rules that all Patriotic Americans don't really care about. The Socialists are really outdoing themselves when it comes to tattling this year.
Socialist Mountain Goat says that Bill Sali might have "broken a rule" when he sent out his highly-informative mailing this month within 90 days of the election. The fact is that the "rule" only has to do with "unsolicited" mailings, and I know for sure that everyone in the 1st District wants to hear what the Hero of the Owyhees has to say!
The Socialist press is now "reporting" that the bold and forceful charges that "Wacky" Walter Mitty had a house in Idaho's other district, and is only renting a house in this district, are somehow undermined just because they aren't actually "true". I say truth is in the eye of the beholder, and if Patriotic Idahoans want something to be true hard enough, then God will make it so!
The Pelosi-controlled Socialists on the so-called "Committee for House Administration" are now saying that Bill Sali is somehow breaking a "rule" that his Congressional offices have to actually be in the district the Congressman is representing. This goes to show how little these Eastern Elitists understand Idaho; it's as if they think there's a lot of land out here where people can just establish an office. The Truth is that pretty much everywhere except for downtown Boise (which is controlled by Socialists) is a free-fire area where Patriotic Idahoans can exercise their 2nd Amendment Rights at will, and having an office somewhere else could cause people visiting to get hit by stray rounds. Bill Sali cares about his constituent's safety!
What it all boils down to is this: Bill Sali doesn't need to answer to all these tattle-tales and "concerned citizens"; Bill Sali is above the law by virtue of being right! Nowhere in the Bible -- the only true source of Law -- does it say that Bill Sali can't have his offices outside his district, or can't mail out taxpayer-funded campaign brochures whenever he darn well pleases. A verse from Isaiah is applicable to this situation: "...Stand by thyself, come not near to me; for I am holier than thou..." Bill Sali is truly holier than his Socialist opponents, and as such he doesn't have to answer their scurrilous attacks. These Socialists should be ashamed of themselves for daring to question someone of Bill Sali's intellect and stature! (They should also be ashamed of themselves for attacking the "Amerian Carol" movie.)
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I still don't know if this is satire or not.
freakin' me neither.
This site could only be considered "satire" if you thought I really didn't believe that crude oil comes from trees and that constantly being on the losing end of 405-21 votes constitutes "principled leadership". Since those aren't the case, you can clearly reject the "satire" label. You can also clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
You rock, Bill Sali Fan, you rock.
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