This Is The End...

I can't believe that Bill Sali, Hero of the Owyhees, was beaten in the reddest state in the country by a man with a D+ rating from the NRA who wants to make us all get abortions and give all our money and daughters to illegal aliens. It's clear to me that Idaho doesn't deserve a man of Bill Sali's stature, and I won't blame him for moving out of the district like he said he was going to do.
I also don't blame him for refusing to concede, even though all the votes have been counted. Nowhere in the Constitution or Bible does it say that a politician has to concede, and just because all "reasonable" politicians follow that tradition, that's no reason for Bill Sali to change his behavior now!

Bill Sali warned us that liberals were going to steal this seat, and now I have video proof of Walt Minnick and his supporters doing just that! Pro-Sali Patriots, if you want to see this video proof, click here!

Nine Reasons To Vote For Bill Sali

The Anti-Sali Socialists might have their 30 Reasons that people are saying "No" to Bill Sali, and Pro-Sali Patriot Adam Graham might have his Ton Ten Reasons not to elect Wacky Walter Mitty, but no one has put out any reasons to vote for Bill Sali. Because I'm Bill Sali's biggest fan, I figure it's up to me:

1) Bill Sali will continue to Stand Up To Pelosi. While it's likely that Republicans will take Congress back (according to this expert analysis) and Bill Sali will be elected as the new House Majority Whip, there's a chance that Democrats will keep the House majority, and as we've seen, only Bill Sali can effectively Stand Up to Pelosi. Remember all the things that Patriots said would happen if Pelosi became Speaker? How we'd surrender in Iraq and there'd be abortions in the House chamber and we'd all have to become Muslims? Notice how those things haven't happened yet? It's only because Bill Sali has been there to oppose her Socialist plans!

2) Bill Sali is loyal. Alone among Idaho leaders, he stood by Sen. Larry Craig in Craig's hour of greatest need. Even though Bill Sali is a narrow-stance adherant, he led the way for stance acceptance in fighting for Sen. Craig to keep his Senate seat despite media lies that Craig said he would "resign". Bill Sali knew that Pelosi would appoint some Socialist to replace Craig in the Senate, and he wouldn't stand for that!

3) Bill Sali understands the Constitution. Bill Sali has taken the lead in fighting to ensure that the Constitution should be understood as intended by the Founding Fathers when it was first adopted. All those hippy amendments that have done things like cut jobs by eliminating "involuntary servitude" and brought in liberal voters like young people and people who aren't men weren't really envisioned by the Founding Fathers, so Bill Sali will continue to take the lead in ensuring they are rightfully ignored.

4) Bill Sali fights for Religious Freedom for all Christians. Doesn't it chap your shorts when you see people who clearly aren't Christians acting like they should have a voice in this nation that was founded on Christianity? Bill Sali has stood up against Hindus and Muslims in the Capitol Building; he'll continue to fight against all those who deny Christ's divinity having any say in American politics!

5) Bill Sali Stands Up to Government. Whether it's making the ATF give up their Leathermen or stopping the Mexicans from putting a consulate in Boise, Bill Sali has shown he's supper-effective in stopping the government from taking away our freedoms!

6) Bill Sali Saves Us Money. Bill Sali votes against new taxes and new spending. I didn't actually check to see how many of these bills he single-handedly defeated, but I bet it's a bunch, 'cause my taxes haven't gone up after two years of Democrat control of Congress. The only extra taxes I've been paying have been in sales tax, but that's only because Bill Sali wasn't here to stop that; I'm pretty sure it was passed after he left the legislature at the end of 2006.

7) Bill Sali is a Uniter. He brings people from all across the political spectrum together in a common cause.

8) Bill Sali Votes the way Idahoans want him to vote. Whether it's not giving in to people whining about being "tortured" or not giving in to special interests like "Idaho school districts", Bill Sali casts the principled votes that are always instrumental in ensuring those bills go down in flames.

9) Bill Sali is the Hero of the Owyhees. Along with his crack staff, Bill Sali has protected Western Idaho from Socialist takeover. Like the famous mountain range that overlooks his hometown of Kuna ("Last of the Old West"), Bill Sali stands like a sentinel against United Nations invasions or people who want you to pay more in property taxes for schools. Wacky Walter Mitty wouldn't do that. Please, if you believe that we need to return to the simpler days when people didn't have to worry about "computers" messing stuff up and there weren't so many rules to trip up regular people, vote for Bill Sali.

Lies! All Lies! Bill Sali Will Win!

The Idaho Socialist Statesman has a socialistic article today claiming that an "independent poll" shows Wacky Walter Mitty ahead of Congressman Bill Sali by 51-45. I'm guessing they just found 96 people at a welfare office and asked them, since all Patriotic Idahoans are going to vote for Bill Sali. As proof that this is a lie, consider that the House Republican campaign committee cancelled planned advertising for Congressman Sali; they wouldn't do that if he was behind, would they?

Bill Sali Answers To A Higher Power!

Anti-Sali Socialists are always complaining about Bill Sali, Hero of the Owyhees, just because he doesn't like the Socialist nanny-state telling him how he should live. They complain when he chooses not to meet Socialistic, non-Biblical deadlines for filing his campaign finance reports, they say his statements don't have actual "facts", and say he's "not following the rules" in identifying himself on commercials.

Does any Patriotic Idahoan actually expect someone to know about all these rules? Someone would have to be a lawyer to actually understand all this! Everyone knows Congressman Bill Sali is too busy protecting us from Mexican consulates and ATF pocketknives and protecting Congress from Hindus to learn about all this unimportant stuff. Do you really think a Congressman should have to know anything about laws? Of course not! We Patriotic Idahoans want some who only recognizes the Constitution (except for all of those hippie Amendments after the 2nd) and the Bible as a source of law. Bill Sali is such a man!

Bill Sali Starts New Dance Craze!

Bill Sali has a new commercial out, and it's a winner!



Bill Sali is clearly going to win this race against "Wacky" Walter Mitty, so he doesn't really need to run commercials to get votes; he's just using his campaign money to provide entertainment to Idahoans. Since he's such a great musician, he knows that Idahoans love music and non-Satanic dancing, so he has the guy in this commercial doing Bill Sali's favorite dance moves.

Of course, since it's pretending to be a campaign commercial, he has to include some facts. That's why he says that "Minnick's Tax Ideas: Cost Idaho Families $2200", and lists the source as "Idaho Statesman, 6/23/03". Just think about what that means; back over 4 years before Wacky Walt started running for Congress, even the Idaho Socialist Statesman was warning about Mitty's tax proposals! I'm sure Bill Sali could have come up with something less than 5 years old if he really wanted to, but he was too busy keeping the Mexican Consulate from being opened in Boise.

Bill Sali Stands Up Against Pointy Heads!

I got an E-mail from Bill Sali yesterday! Here's what he said:

Dear Friends,
When I asked for your vote two years ago, I made a number of promises. I have kept them.
I promised to vote against big government and the spending that creates it. I promised to vote for a balanced budget and against deficits. And, I promised to vote against tax increases. Now, I need your help to make sure those promises continue in our nation's Capitol. Will you help?
Please consider sending the most generous contribution you can afford and I ask that you do it today. Can you afford $500 or even $250? No amount is too small. $100, $50, $20 even $5 will help. Please make the most generous contribution you can afford today by clicking here and donating online.
Thank you in advance for your support. With your help, I believe we can keep up the fight in Congress to help advance the vision of our Founding Fathers and give our children and grandchildren hope for a future of freedom and prosperity.
Sincerely,

Bill Sali

P.S. If I receive your contribution before September 31st I can include it in my next FEC report. Again, any amount will help and be greatly appreciated. But, please consider making your $100 contribution today by clicking here to send the strongest message possible.

Of course, Bill Sali doesn't really need the money; his election is such a foregone conclusion that the only thing he needs the money for is to donate it to other worthy causes, but he knows that it's traditional for Congressmen to ask for money, so he's doing it for the sake of our Founding Fathers.

What excites me the most about this mailing is that Bill Sali shows how he's taking a stand against elites who want to confuse all us regular Patriotic people. Bill Sali knows that God wouldn't make an Earth where you have to have a confusing calendar, but that's what all those academic people have given us, making us memorize poems or count our knuckles and between-knuckle spaces to determine if a month has 30, 31, or (even more bizarrely) 28 or 29 days depending on which year it is. By boldly declaring that September has 31 days -- as God intended -- Bill Sali shows that he's not constrained by the intellectual limitations placed on Patriots by the Eastern Elite led by Wacky Walt Mitty. He's one of us!

Congressman Bill Sali Wins Converts To The Patriotic Side!

Congressman Bill Sali once again disproved the bleatings of various Anti-Sali Socialists this week when he gained additional converts to the side of Goodness and Patriotism from the Socialist (Democrat) side of the aisle in an important vote! In voting against over $1 trillion in spending for so-called governmental activities like "defense", "homeland security", and "veterans affairs", Bill Sali proved that he is willing to lay it on the line to keep the government from spending our tax money. Most importantly, he apparently convinced several previously Socialist Congresspeople (including Rep. McDermott from Washington, Rep. Kucinich from Ohio, and Rep. Lee from California) to join him in his principled opposition to the bill. These are the kinds of people that all True Idaho Patiots are glad to see on the same side of a vote as Congressman Bill Sali!

While supporters of Wacky Walter Mitty might whine about how Bill Sali voted against "veterans", the fact remains that nowhere in the Constitution is the word "veterans" mentioned; therefore, Congress should have no power to vote for money for "veterans". This matches Bill Sali's oft-declared principle that Congress shouldn't have the power to do anything that it doesn't specifically mention in the Constitution; that's why his campaign Issues web page doesn't mention anything about "veterans" (or the military, for that matter). Because let's face it... Bill Sali was smart enough to avoid military service when he was younger (unlike Wacky Walt) and surely knows that anyone who wasn't smart enough to avoid signing up for a job where you're woken up early and yelled at by people -- often guys who the original Constitution (the one that really matters) said only count for 3/5 of a person -- doesn't really deserve government money. I'm sure all Pro-Sali Patriots would agree.

Bill Sali Commercial Shows Why He's A Hero

Congressman Bill Sali put out a campaign commercial that shows why he's the best Congressman ever. Here it is:



Bill Sali courageously points out that he voted against over $1.1 trillion in government spending; he got these numbers from the Congressional Research Service, and just coincidentally was able to use them in his commercial three days later. While Socialists will probably complain that he used taxpayer-funded resources to come up with numbers just to use in a campaign commercial, all true Patriots know that he'll make a lot of non-political uses of that report, such as... well, those uses are so obvious that I don't even have to write them down.

Just imagine how much the government would have spent if Bill Sali hadn't bravely voted against the bills! We see from his report (invaluable to future Presidential historians) that he voted against $1.16 trillion in spending, and voted for $835 billion in funding for the military. Since the federal government is spending about $2.9 trillion this year, and about $900 billion of that is for Social Security and interest on the debt, this means that Congress passed about $2 trillion dollars in spending.

Had Liberal Larry Grant been elected in 2006, he would have voted for all this spending, so Congress would have spend the amount Bill Sali voted for and voted against, which is about... 1.16 trillion plus 835 billion... carry the one... $1.995 trillion. Which, as you can see, is much more than the amount Congress actually spent. The numbers don't lie!

Another Bill Sali Success!

One of the Socialist TV stations here in Boise is reporting on how Congressman Bill Sali has been called in to protect one of our Senate seats from Democratic takeover. In the race to replace retiring Patriot Larry Craig (who was unscrupulously attacked by Socialists last year) the Democrats are cheating by running only one candidate against four Patriotic candidates. Bill Sali knows this is unfair, so he's doing something about it!

“I was asked by Bill Sali if I would get out of this race and it didn't make any sense to me," said Pro-Life...
"...But the man who calls himself Pro-Life says three weeks ago, he was personally called by Sali at his home.
"I got a call from Congressman Bill Sali," said Kent Marmon, Libertarian Party candidate.
"The other two candidates have similar stories.
"It was on a Friday evening, Bill was on his way to a wedding rehearsal for his daughter who was getting married the next day. He asked me if I had considered the fact that I was taking votes away from Jim Risch, helping Larry LaRocco, and if I considered bowing out of the race," said Marmon.
"Independent candidate Rex Rammell says he too was contacted. He won't say by whom, but says it's happened several times...
"...Bill Sali admits he made the calls – a Republican attempt to save the Senate seat. "

That's Bill Sali -- always looking out for other Patriots. Of course, he could have entered the race himself and easily won, but in the Senate he wouldn't be able to Stand Up To Pelosi so successfully; that's why he's letting lesser Patriot Jimmy Risch hold on to the seat until Sali needs it.

Bill Sali's mega-spokesman explained why the Hero of the Owyhees made the calls:

“The people who are on the ballot are wonderful people," said Wayne Hoffman, Sali spokesman.
His spokesman says it was nothing personal -- simply politics.
"This isn't about them, this is about the Democrats trying to use the number of people on the ballot to their advantage, they are making an effort to win not only Bill Sali's seat, but the seat that Jim Risch is running for and it's a big concern," said Hoffman."

Hoffman is exactly right, as usual. How dare the Democrats have the unmitigated gall to try to win a Congressional seat?! And how dare they think they can get away with only running one candidate in a Senate race!? If the Democrats have their way, their guy might be able to win in a multi-candidate race while getting less than half the vote -- maybe even as low as 25.37%. How fair would that be? Bill Sali called them on their un-American values, and now they know they can't get away with such shenanigans.

Expect the candidates touched by Bill Sali's charisma to drop out of the race right away. After all, when Bill Sali sets out to do something, he's always super-effective! (The Socialist lies in the Channel 7 article that claim the other candidates are staying in the race can of course be discounted, since that would imply that Bill Sali isn't 100% successful all the time.)

Congressman Bill Sali Is A True Conservationist

The Anti-Sali Socialist at "The Unequivocal Notion" seems to have a problem with Bill Sali's heroic new website about his energy plan. (Basically, his plan, which all Patriots agree with, is "use all our energy resources now, because the Rapture will occur after we consume all of the bounty of the earth".) The unknown blogger seems to think that because Bill Sali's plan aligns with President Bush's plan -- which was supported by a vast majority of voters in 2004 -- that there's something wrong with it because Bill Sali doesn't come right out and say where he got his ideas from. Well, duh! Of course Bill Sali gets his ideas from President Bush! Bill Sali is setting the precedent that all Patriots should follow the lead of their President (as long as he's supported by God, like President Bush is) so that people will follow the Hero of the Owyhees when he's elected President in 2012.

Socialists try to make a big deal out of suppressing Patriotic free speech by saying that "you can't just copy someone's words and claim them for your own". (Quotes mean "paraphrasing" in this case.) Bill Sali believes in the 1st Amendment (except maybe the "press", "petition" and "assembly" parts, which are bordering on Socialism), and knows that copying someone's good ideas and presenting them as your own is the highest form of flattery! Anyway, Socialists always talk about "conserving" things, but now they're attacking Bill Sali for "conserving" his brainpower! It's hard work writing new policies, and Bill Sali's beautiful mind is better used in other pursuits. If there's a policy you like, does it really matter that you didn't really "write" it before claiming it as your own? Since the Bible never says, "Bill Sali can't copy from the White House web site without attribution", I say that what he's done is OK with me, along with all right-thinking Idaho Patriots!

(As I went through the "Unequivocal Socialist Notion" website, I found that the blogger doesn't like me because I "make Idaho Democrats look kinda dumb". Hooray for me!)

Bill Sali Doesn't Need Support From Religious Schismatics!

Congressman Bill Sali is well known for being accepting of all sorts of people: Protestant and Catholic, white and causcasian, heterosexual and celibate... the list goes on. I'm afraid, though, that his trusting nature might have gotten him into a little bit of trouble now. As I was reading his campaign website, I was shocked to see this headline:

"Group launches ReCreationists for Sali"

As I read through the post, I started wondering what was going on. Why is the Hero of the Owyhees, Bill Sali, even giving these freakazoids the time of day? He even says he supports them carrying their blasphemy into public places: "Congressman Sali understands the needs of those recreationists who wish to use public lands. Whether they like using snowmobiles, kayaking, hiking, boating, rafting---you name it, Congressman Sali has been a vocal advocate of our interests. He not only understands, but actively supports our right to responsibly use these lands."

I became dismayed. How could the man who stood up to Hindus being allowed in the Senate chambers even think to support people who believe that God's creation isn't perfect -- and that someone (probably Satan or someone who reads the Muslim Iran) will have to re-create it -- actually using public land. "Has Bill Sali abandoned his principles?" I wondered.

Then, I realized what actually happened. Seeing the story spread to the Idaho Socialist Statesman made me realize that this entire story was a plant by minions of Wacky Walter Mitty. They used their "knowledge" of computers to hack into Bill Sali's website and post the story there! I knew their was no way my hero, Bill Sali, could let me down like that!

And shame on you, Wacky Walter Mitty, for trying to smear a great American and a great friend to true Patriots everywhere. Sadly for you, we see through your Lies and Schemes! Bill Sali will never stoop to recognizing that someone who's not a Christian has so-called "rights" in this great country, as the Founding Fathers intended!

The Obvious Choice: Bill Sali For Vice President!

The news is reporting that RINO John McCain is going to pick someone to get the Republican nomination for Vice President today. NBC is reporting that Minnesota Gov. Pawcatuck and Mormon Mitt Romney are out of the running. Some people say it will be the Governor of Alaska, but he has a girl's name ("Sarah" Palin), so he'll get laughed at by all Patriotic Americans, just like the guy in "My Name Is Sue" by Johnny Cash. Plus, he's still in Alaska.

With all these people out of the running, there's only one conservative left who will rally the base: Congressman Bill Sali. Want proof? Check out his campaign schedule: not only does he not have any events scheduled for this afternoon, but also none for this weekend, and only one in September. This is the schedule of a man who's ready to answer the call to be the Vice President! Expect the announcement that the Hero of the Owyhees will be the next Vice President sometime today.

Plus, with McCain being a really old guy, this means that Bill Sali will probably be President even before the 2012 expectations of most observers. Then he'll be able to ship Wacky Walter Mitty off to Gitmo!

P.S. Here's proof that I'm on the right track! My thingie that tells me about all my visitors shows that the Socialists over at CNN have picked up my story!

Vice President Bill Sali will be sure to appoint me to the Neighborhood Watch committee now!

P.P.S. It turns out that RINO McCain didn't make the choice that would have easily won him the election in Bill Sali, but that's good for Idahoans, because now we'll have Congressman Sali continuing to Stand Up To Pelosi in the House. Plus, Pro-Sali Patriot Bryan Fischer seems to really like Governor Palin, so that's a good thing. Still, I'm surprised that all these stories on Palin are showing so many pictures of his wife.

Congressman Bill Sali Stands Up to Namby-Pamby Teacher's Pets

Didn't you always used to dislike all those teacher's pets who told the teacher if someone was breaking the rules? Note that these weren't important rules, like "Don't commit sodomy" or "Don't illegally come to America" or "Don't belong to any religion other than evangelical Christianity", but the silly rules that all Patriotic Americans don't really care about. The Socialists are really outdoing themselves when it comes to tattling this year.

Socialist Mountain Goat says that Bill Sali might have "broken a rule" when he sent out his highly-informative mailing this month within 90 days of the election. The fact is that the "rule" only has to do with "unsolicited" mailings, and I know for sure that everyone in the 1st District wants to hear what the Hero of the Owyhees has to say!

The Socialist press is now "reporting" that the bold and forceful charges that "Wacky" Walter Mitty had a house in Idaho's other district, and is only renting a house in this district, are somehow undermined just because they aren't actually "true". I say truth is in the eye of the beholder, and if Patriotic Idahoans want something to be true hard enough, then God will make it so!

The Pelosi-controlled Socialists on the so-called "Committee for House Administration" are now saying that Bill Sali is somehow breaking a "rule" that his Congressional offices have to actually be in the district the Congressman is representing. This goes to show how little these Eastern Elitists understand Idaho; it's as if they think there's a lot of land out here where people can just establish an office. The Truth is that pretty much everywhere except for downtown Boise (which is controlled by Socialists) is a free-fire area where Patriotic Idahoans can exercise their 2nd Amendment Rights at will, and having an office somewhere else could cause people visiting to get hit by stray rounds. Bill Sali cares about his constituent's safety!

What it all boils down to is this: Bill Sali doesn't need to answer to all these tattle-tales and "concerned citizens"; Bill Sali is above the law by virtue of being right! Nowhere in the Bible -- the only true source of Law -- does it say that Bill Sali can't have his offices outside his district, or can't mail out taxpayer-funded campaign brochures whenever he darn well pleases. A verse from Isaiah is applicable to this situation: "...Stand by thyself, come not near to me; for I am holier than thou..." Bill Sali is truly holier than his Socialist opponents, and as such he doesn't have to answer their scurrilous attacks. These Socialists should be ashamed of themselves for daring to question someone of Bill Sali's intellect and stature! (They should also be ashamed of themselves for attacking the "Amerian Carol" movie.)

I'm Going To Hold A Yard Sale For Bill Sali!

The Hero of the Owyhees, Congressman Bill Sali, has offered a great way for all true Idaho Patriots to help his campaign to defeat Socialism and replace it with ideals of the John Birch Society -- yard sales.

That right -- if you're a Pro-Sali Patriot, you too can sell your personal possessions, and give the money to Bill Sali! Here's some of what Congressman Sali has to say:
"My family and I have always enjoyed holding and going to yard sales. We have found them to be a great way to meet new people in our community and a fun way to pick up odds and ends. (Sometimes we find an item that we actually need) My new program, Yard Sales for Sali, will give everyone who appreciates what I have done in Congress an opportunity to show their support - financially and in their community.
Why host a yard sale for my campaign? The answer is simple: if you support and believe in my record of principled leadership to help reign in government spending, lower taxes and promote a socially conservative agenda, I need your help. Through Yard Sales for Sali, families across the District can hold a yard sale and donate some or all of the proceeds to the Campaign. This will provide a way for every supporter to make an important and immensely valuable contribution to the campaign."

Just imagine what a great service you'd be doing for mankind (at least the Heterosexual Christian American portion of it, which is really all that matters) if you sold all your furniture to the Patriot down the street! And then you could buy it back when he holds a yard sale. And imagine how happy someone would be to buy your used litter box knowing that the money would be going to Bill Sali, Representative for All Idahoans and future President. Personally, I have a really nice antique computer (IBM PC Jr.) that I know some Patriotic home-schooled child would love to do his homework on. Plus, I've got a few old engagement rings that I just know this one neighborhood spinster would love to wear and show off to her friends.

Bill Sali doesn't say in his blog if we're allowed to take money from those who don't represent American Christian values -- such money might be tainted, after all. So I'll make sure that my "Hindus Stay Off The Grass And Out Of Congressional Prayers" sign is up next to all my Bill Sali for Congress gear that I'll get for free! I'll also go through all my old white clothes I used to wear when I lived up north as well to see if there's anything else I'd be willing to give up for the cause. Plus, I have a cat with some unfortunate bowel control problems that I'm sure some small child would really love. If anyone has any suggestions for other things I could sell, I'd love to hear them!

Congressman Bill Sali getting well-deserved National Attention!

Congressman Bill Sali will always be the Hero of the Owyhees, but as he's moved onto the national stage those of us who have always admired his moral ascendency from close up will have to learn to share him with the rest of the country. Bill Sali's campaign to Stand Up To Pelosi is now gaining national attention, as evidenced by this blog post from the website of the nationally-televised "The Daily Show" TV show. Here's part of what they say in praising Bill Sali:

"Take Republican Congressman Bill Sali of Idaho, for example. His campaign seems... to master the incredibly difficult... computing device"

and

"Sali's office... have really good excuses"

and

"... they always... figure out how to... upload FEC report through... office network... on the hard drive".

While "The Daily Show" clearly has a Socialist host, their correspondents are always very Patriotic, especially former correspondent Stephen Colbert (who recently got promoted to have his own show). National press attention like this will easily propel Bill Sali to an easy victory in November on his way to the Presdency in 2012!

P.S. Now even normally-Socialist blogger "Wonkette" is singing the praises of Bill Sali! Check out her opening paragraph:

"Idaho Congressman Bill Sali has been participating in the current GOP Cuddle Party For Oil. But no one will listen to him even though he knows everything! In fact, he could solve the entire energy crisis in one hot minute if people paid any damn attention, because he knows that there “could be up to 40 barrels of oil” in a single tree. Ha ha, look at what you’ve really been hugging all these years, you filthy liberal hippies: a filthy casket of crude oil..."

Very true words from a popular national media person, who's right even if she does have an unfortunate fixation with buttsex.