Congressman Bill Sali Is A True Conservationist

The Anti-Sali Socialist at "The Unequivocal Notion" seems to have a problem with Bill Sali's heroic new website about his energy plan. (Basically, his plan, which all Patriots agree with, is "use all our energy resources now, because the Rapture will occur after we consume all of the bounty of the earth".) The unknown blogger seems to think that because Bill Sali's plan aligns with President Bush's plan -- which was supported by a vast majority of voters in 2004 -- that there's something wrong with it because Bill Sali doesn't come right out and say where he got his ideas from. Well, duh! Of course Bill Sali gets his ideas from President Bush! Bill Sali is setting the precedent that all Patriots should follow the lead of their President (as long as he's supported by God, like President Bush is) so that people will follow the Hero of the Owyhees when he's elected President in 2012.

Socialists try to make a big deal out of suppressing Patriotic free speech by saying that "you can't just copy someone's words and claim them for your own". (Quotes mean "paraphrasing" in this case.) Bill Sali believes in the 1st Amendment (except maybe the "press", "petition" and "assembly" parts, which are bordering on Socialism), and knows that copying someone's good ideas and presenting them as your own is the highest form of flattery! Anyway, Socialists always talk about "conserving" things, but now they're attacking Bill Sali for "conserving" his brainpower! It's hard work writing new policies, and Bill Sali's beautiful mind is better used in other pursuits. If there's a policy you like, does it really matter that you didn't really "write" it before claiming it as your own? Since the Bible never says, "Bill Sali can't copy from the White House web site without attribution", I say that what he's done is OK with me, along with all right-thinking Idaho Patriots!

(As I went through the "Unequivocal Socialist Notion" website, I found that the blogger doesn't like me because I "make Idaho Democrats look kinda dumb". Hooray for me!)

Bill Sali Doesn't Need Support From Religious Schismatics!

Congressman Bill Sali is well known for being accepting of all sorts of people: Protestant and Catholic, white and causcasian, heterosexual and celibate... the list goes on. I'm afraid, though, that his trusting nature might have gotten him into a little bit of trouble now. As I was reading his campaign website, I was shocked to see this headline:

"Group launches ReCreationists for Sali"

As I read through the post, I started wondering what was going on. Why is the Hero of the Owyhees, Bill Sali, even giving these freakazoids the time of day? He even says he supports them carrying their blasphemy into public places: "Congressman Sali understands the needs of those recreationists who wish to use public lands. Whether they like using snowmobiles, kayaking, hiking, boating, rafting---you name it, Congressman Sali has been a vocal advocate of our interests. He not only understands, but actively supports our right to responsibly use these lands."

I became dismayed. How could the man who stood up to Hindus being allowed in the Senate chambers even think to support people who believe that God's creation isn't perfect -- and that someone (probably Satan or someone who reads the Muslim Iran) will have to re-create it -- actually using public land. "Has Bill Sali abandoned his principles?" I wondered.

Then, I realized what actually happened. Seeing the story spread to the Idaho Socialist Statesman made me realize that this entire story was a plant by minions of Wacky Walter Mitty. They used their "knowledge" of computers to hack into Bill Sali's website and post the story there! I knew their was no way my hero, Bill Sali, could let me down like that!

And shame on you, Wacky Walter Mitty, for trying to smear a great American and a great friend to true Patriots everywhere. Sadly for you, we see through your Lies and Schemes! Bill Sali will never stoop to recognizing that someone who's not a Christian has so-called "rights" in this great country, as the Founding Fathers intended!

The Obvious Choice: Bill Sali For Vice President!

The news is reporting that RINO John McCain is going to pick someone to get the Republican nomination for Vice President today. NBC is reporting that Minnesota Gov. Pawcatuck and Mormon Mitt Romney are out of the running. Some people say it will be the Governor of Alaska, but he has a girl's name ("Sarah" Palin), so he'll get laughed at by all Patriotic Americans, just like the guy in "My Name Is Sue" by Johnny Cash. Plus, he's still in Alaska.

With all these people out of the running, there's only one conservative left who will rally the base: Congressman Bill Sali. Want proof? Check out his campaign schedule: not only does he not have any events scheduled for this afternoon, but also none for this weekend, and only one in September. This is the schedule of a man who's ready to answer the call to be the Vice President! Expect the announcement that the Hero of the Owyhees will be the next Vice President sometime today.

Plus, with McCain being a really old guy, this means that Bill Sali will probably be President even before the 2012 expectations of most observers. Then he'll be able to ship Wacky Walter Mitty off to Gitmo!

P.S. Here's proof that I'm on the right track! My thingie that tells me about all my visitors shows that the Socialists over at CNN have picked up my story!

Vice President Bill Sali will be sure to appoint me to the Neighborhood Watch committee now!

P.P.S. It turns out that RINO McCain didn't make the choice that would have easily won him the election in Bill Sali, but that's good for Idahoans, because now we'll have Congressman Sali continuing to Stand Up To Pelosi in the House. Plus, Pro-Sali Patriot Bryan Fischer seems to really like Governor Palin, so that's a good thing. Still, I'm surprised that all these stories on Palin are showing so many pictures of his wife.

Congressman Bill Sali Stands Up to Namby-Pamby Teacher's Pets

Didn't you always used to dislike all those teacher's pets who told the teacher if someone was breaking the rules? Note that these weren't important rules, like "Don't commit sodomy" or "Don't illegally come to America" or "Don't belong to any religion other than evangelical Christianity", but the silly rules that all Patriotic Americans don't really care about. The Socialists are really outdoing themselves when it comes to tattling this year.

Socialist Mountain Goat says that Bill Sali might have "broken a rule" when he sent out his highly-informative mailing this month within 90 days of the election. The fact is that the "rule" only has to do with "unsolicited" mailings, and I know for sure that everyone in the 1st District wants to hear what the Hero of the Owyhees has to say!

The Socialist press is now "reporting" that the bold and forceful charges that "Wacky" Walter Mitty had a house in Idaho's other district, and is only renting a house in this district, are somehow undermined just because they aren't actually "true". I say truth is in the eye of the beholder, and if Patriotic Idahoans want something to be true hard enough, then God will make it so!

The Pelosi-controlled Socialists on the so-called "Committee for House Administration" are now saying that Bill Sali is somehow breaking a "rule" that his Congressional offices have to actually be in the district the Congressman is representing. This goes to show how little these Eastern Elitists understand Idaho; it's as if they think there's a lot of land out here where people can just establish an office. The Truth is that pretty much everywhere except for downtown Boise (which is controlled by Socialists) is a free-fire area where Patriotic Idahoans can exercise their 2nd Amendment Rights at will, and having an office somewhere else could cause people visiting to get hit by stray rounds. Bill Sali cares about his constituent's safety!

What it all boils down to is this: Bill Sali doesn't need to answer to all these tattle-tales and "concerned citizens"; Bill Sali is above the law by virtue of being right! Nowhere in the Bible -- the only true source of Law -- does it say that Bill Sali can't have his offices outside his district, or can't mail out taxpayer-funded campaign brochures whenever he darn well pleases. A verse from Isaiah is applicable to this situation: "...Stand by thyself, come not near to me; for I am holier than thou..." Bill Sali is truly holier than his Socialist opponents, and as such he doesn't have to answer their scurrilous attacks. These Socialists should be ashamed of themselves for daring to question someone of Bill Sali's intellect and stature! (They should also be ashamed of themselves for attacking the "Amerian Carol" movie.)

I'm Going To Hold A Yard Sale For Bill Sali!

The Hero of the Owyhees, Congressman Bill Sali, has offered a great way for all true Idaho Patriots to help his campaign to defeat Socialism and replace it with ideals of the John Birch Society -- yard sales.

That right -- if you're a Pro-Sali Patriot, you too can sell your personal possessions, and give the money to Bill Sali! Here's some of what Congressman Sali has to say:
"My family and I have always enjoyed holding and going to yard sales. We have found them to be a great way to meet new people in our community and a fun way to pick up odds and ends. (Sometimes we find an item that we actually need) My new program, Yard Sales for Sali, will give everyone who appreciates what I have done in Congress an opportunity to show their support - financially and in their community.
Why host a yard sale for my campaign? The answer is simple: if you support and believe in my record of principled leadership to help reign in government spending, lower taxes and promote a socially conservative agenda, I need your help. Through Yard Sales for Sali, families across the District can hold a yard sale and donate some or all of the proceeds to the Campaign. This will provide a way for every supporter to make an important and immensely valuable contribution to the campaign."

Just imagine what a great service you'd be doing for mankind (at least the Heterosexual Christian American portion of it, which is really all that matters) if you sold all your furniture to the Patriot down the street! And then you could buy it back when he holds a yard sale. And imagine how happy someone would be to buy your used litter box knowing that the money would be going to Bill Sali, Representative for All Idahoans and future President. Personally, I have a really nice antique computer (IBM PC Jr.) that I know some Patriotic home-schooled child would love to do his homework on. Plus, I've got a few old engagement rings that I just know this one neighborhood spinster would love to wear and show off to her friends.

Bill Sali doesn't say in his blog if we're allowed to take money from those who don't represent American Christian values -- such money might be tainted, after all. So I'll make sure that my "Hindus Stay Off The Grass And Out Of Congressional Prayers" sign is up next to all my Bill Sali for Congress gear that I'll get for free! I'll also go through all my old white clothes I used to wear when I lived up north as well to see if there's anything else I'd be willing to give up for the cause. Plus, I have a cat with some unfortunate bowel control problems that I'm sure some small child would really love. If anyone has any suggestions for other things I could sell, I'd love to hear them!

Congressman Bill Sali getting well-deserved National Attention!

Congressman Bill Sali will always be the Hero of the Owyhees, but as he's moved onto the national stage those of us who have always admired his moral ascendency from close up will have to learn to share him with the rest of the country. Bill Sali's campaign to Stand Up To Pelosi is now gaining national attention, as evidenced by this blog post from the website of the nationally-televised "The Daily Show" TV show. Here's part of what they say in praising Bill Sali:

"Take Republican Congressman Bill Sali of Idaho, for example. His campaign seems... to master the incredibly difficult... computing device"

and

"Sali's office... have really good excuses"

and

"... they always... figure out how to... upload FEC report through... office network... on the hard drive".

While "The Daily Show" clearly has a Socialist host, their correspondents are always very Patriotic, especially former correspondent Stephen Colbert (who recently got promoted to have his own show). National press attention like this will easily propel Bill Sali to an easy victory in November on his way to the Presdency in 2012!

P.S. Now even normally-Socialist blogger "Wonkette" is singing the praises of Bill Sali! Check out her opening paragraph:

"Idaho Congressman Bill Sali has been participating in the current GOP Cuddle Party For Oil. But no one will listen to him even though he knows everything! In fact, he could solve the entire energy crisis in one hot minute if people paid any damn attention, because he knows that there “could be up to 40 barrels of oil” in a single tree. Ha ha, look at what you’ve really been hugging all these years, you filthy liberal hippies: a filthy casket of crude oil..."

Very true words from a popular national media person, who's right even if she does have an unfortunate fixation with buttsex.

Bill Sali Has An Official Campaign Blog!

I'm really excited, because tonight I was re-reading Congressman Bill Sali's campaign website to check out all the appearances he'll be making here while Congress is on a Socialist-mandated vacation, when I saw something amazing. Bill Sali has joined me in the fight against Anti-Sali Socialists in the Idaho political blogosphere! That's right -- Bill Sali has an Official Campaign Blog!

I was so excited to be able to converse directly with the Hero of the Owyhees that I immediately left him a comment. He's got comment moderation turned on, though, so it didn't appear right away. I really hope he approves the comment and it shows up on his blog, because then it'll be like we're talking!

I sure hope a bunch of the left-wing hatemongers don't show up and make a bunch of Socialist comments there.

Bill Sali: Economic Genius!

Congressman Bill Sali is Standing Up to Pelosi again, and he's doing it in a way that even Socialists can support. While RINO Idaho Senator Mike Crappo is only getting people to send in their "stories" of how gas prices are hurting them (without pausing to think of all the poor stockholders in the Patriotic oil companies, who are operating under very small profit margins and making hardly any money at all.) Bill Sali isn't doing a bunch of purposeless whining; he's taking action! He's asking us to send our gas receipts into him, and he'll give them to Pelosi. And we all know why he's doing it. When a Socialist like Pelosi sees a bill, she automatically pays it. That's right, Speaker Pelosi will reimburse us for all the money we pay for gas because of Bill Sali's marvelous plan!

Bill Sali is also showing us how to solve the deficit problem. I know it'll work, because the smartest guy I went to junior high school with, Dale Jacobson, used to use it all the time. He'd say to me, "Bill, can I borrow $20?" I'd say sure, then he's say, "But only give me $10 of it." Later, when I'd ask him for my money back, he'd explain, "Bill, that wouldn't be fair. I owe you $10, right? But you only gave me half of the $20 you promised me, so you owe me $10 too. So, we're even, right?" It didn't make much sense to me then (even after it happened about 15 times), but now I'm finally beginning to understand, thanks to Bill Sali.

Bill Sali finally fought through the Socialist FEC software an submitted his quarterly fundraising report, showing that lots of smart people with lots of money like to give their money to Bill Sali. The campaign reported that it raised $155,000 for the quarter, but Anti-Sali Socialists working for Wacky Walter Mitty claim that he only raised $140,000, because about $15,000 was reimbursements from people that Bill Sali had paid money to earlier. It's clear that Bill Sali is right, because he's always right! This is just Bill Sali's way of showing how he'll eliminate the federal budget deficit. If he can turn $140,000 into $155,000 so easily, imagine what he can do with $1 billion! He'll give it to some business owned by Socialists, then make them give the money back. Like magic, $1 billion has turned into $2 billion in receipts! If he keeps doing that about 10,000 times, he'll have raised $10 trillion to pay off the deficit! I bet he could do that in a weekend, unless he and his crack staff are thwarted by more Socialistic software.

Congressman Bill Sali: Just Like Other Idahoans

Congressman Bill Sali is just like you and me, while his oppponent, Wacky Walter Minnick, is one of those "successful guys" that everyone hates. Want proof? Have you ever had problems with getting a computer to run right? I think most Idahoans don't really like computers, and Bill Sali and his staff are no exception. That's why when Anti-Sali Socialists try to make it seem like it's a bad thing that he hasn't submitted his fundraising data to the Socialist FEC, it just makes true Idaho Patriots admire Bill Sali even more. "Oohh, so Walter Mitty has a competent staff... ewwww", we Patriots say. Bill Sali hires Idahoans just like the ones you work with. Is everyone where you work really good at their job? I bet most people will say that most of their co-workers are pretty much dead weight, and Congressman Bill Sali knows that bringing these people onto his staff makes them someone we can relate to. Bill Sali represents the common man in Idaho.

Congressman Bill Sali Stands Up To Socialists, Hindus

Congressman Bill Sali, who recently added the title "Hero of the Taxpayers" to his previous title of "Hero of the Owyhees", is doing more and more to Stand Up against Pelosi and her plans to destroy America. It's not surprising that Anti-Sali Socialists are trying to get Idahoans to give up more of their hard-earned dollars to elect Wacky Walter Mitty. Like the Pelosi-led Socialists in Congress, Mitty is trying to get people to surrender money to support something that will never work, since everyone knows that Bill Sali will easily win re-election this November.

Bill Sali once again proved his leadership ability in Patriotic causes when he Stood Up To Pelosi in voting against the socialist "Energy Markets Emergency Act of 2008". By casting a principled "No" vote against socialistic control of markets and in favor of public-spirited traders who seek only to practice capitalism as Jesus meant them to, Sali squashed Pelosi's attempt to make it look like the bill had widespread bipartisan support. Had Liberal Larry Grant been elected in 2006, the vote would have been 403-18, instead of the much closer 402-19 we saw. Pelosi is thwarted again!

Bill Sali is also standing up to Hindus, Muslims, and other people who don't believe in Christ by taking the lead in Standing Up To Socialistic Organizations. What I like most about Bill Sali is how he puts his beliefs into action that will change our country, and doesn't just make "symbolic" efforts. To that end, Congressman Sali bravely Stood Up To Pelosi again by signing up on May 6th to co-sponsor H.R. 1146, which would end America's membership in the United Nations. Since this bill now has 4 co-sponsors, and since Rep. Ron Paul, the sponsor, has an unmatched record of getting his bills passed, we know it will become law soon. Bill Sali knows that while the Constitution says that Congress shall pass no law establishing a religion, the Founding Fathers understood that everyone who really mattered was a Christian of some sort, so they're the only ones who should really be speaking in the United States in an official capacity. Seeing Hindus, Muslims, and God knows who else being allowed to speak out against America while on American soil makes all true Patiots really upset, and Bill Sali speaks for them. With Bill Sali on our side, our participation in the United Nations (and all the bad things they have done) will be over soon.

Older Is Better!

Sorry I haven't posted in the last couple of weeks to respond to the cowardly attacks of Wacky Walter Mitty's minions on your hero and mine, Congressman Bill Sali. My computer stopped working, so I had to figure out how to get another one. I was asking some people at work for advice, and this one Anti-Sali Socialist overheard me and said that she had an old computer she could sell me. I was so surprised she said "sell" instead of "barter" (or some other Socialist concept) that I agreed to take a look at it. It turns out that she had this big old Compaq that hadn't been used in something like 5 years. Like all Pro-Sali Patriots, I'm pretty saavy when it comes to making deals, so I had her start it up to make sure it worked, and saw that it had Windows Millenium Edition! I got pretty excited, because I figured she wouldn't have any idea what an antique O/S like this was worth on the secondary market. Not wanting to let this deal get away, I offered her $800 for it... and she took it without even making a counter-offer!

It just goes to show that Anti-Sali Socialists don't have a clue about how valuable the past can be.

Bill Sali Racks Up Two More Wins!

It's been another stellar week for Congressman Bill Sali. First, he easily defeated RINO Matt "Salisbury" Steak by over 1.4 million centivotes, despite attempts by Anti-Sali Socialists to make it look like Steak was more popular than he really was. Pro-Sali Patriot Bryan Fischer has the best analysis: "Bill Sali thumped challenger Matt Salisbury 60%-40%, despite a huge influx of crossover Democrats. A sign of just how many Dems jumped ship to make mischief in the Republican primary: Salisbury actually got more votes than Sali’s November opponent, Walt Minnick, the Democrat running unopposed in his primary.

I think that pretty much all of Steak's 27,252 votes came from Democrats and other Socialists, so it's clear that Bill Sali win easily defeat Walter Mitty in November, since Steak's votes combined with Mitty's are probably a lot less than what Bill Sali got.

The Hero of the Owyhees got his biggest win today, though, when the jack-booted ATF admitted that they had confused Congressman Bill Sali and his crack staff. I wrote about Bill Sali and his one-man crusade against federal agencies enforcing "laws" against true-blooded Americans earlier; now we have the proof that they try to confuse Patriots with big words and form letters. Bill Sali won't stand for it, and neither should we! Here's what the Congressman's website says: “I apologize for the confusion caused to you and your office as a result of the email sent from ATF. … The information in that email was inaccurate,” wrote Sullivan." While we don't have the rest of the letter, I bet the ellipses just cut out more stuff where the ATF wrote about how much they fear Congressman Sali as he puts a stop to any attempts on their part to keep Patriots from using Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms however they darn well please, just like the Founding Fathers intended.

Bill Sali Stands Up For The Constitution

It's been another busy week for Congressman Bill Sali and his one-man fight against socialism and jack-booted thugs from the ATF. First, he courageously pulled out of a debate on Idaho Public Television with "Republican" opponent Matt "Salisbury" Steak; Bill Sali knows that the Constitution doesn't say anything about public television, so the government shouldn't be funding it, and he certainly won't appear to endorse it as a Congressman. Besides, everyone knows that Bill Sali will easily beat Steak later this month, so what's even the point of having the debate -- it'll only prove that Sali is right about everything. Bill Sali knows that the elitists who watch IPTV are probably more interested in shows about "art" and "theater" and crap like that, so they're probably godless Socialists anyway.

The most important thing that Bill Sali did this week was to put a stop to the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms from seizing the alcohol, tobacco, firearms, and bureaus of peace-loving citizens everywhere. Since 1995, the ATF has had a slogan of "Always Think Forfeiture", which Bill Sali knows means that the ATF is always going to take everything it sees from every patriotic American: “Americans have a right to keep and bear arms. We have a right to private property. But ATF, through its engraved motto, sends a message that these rights are secondary to the government’s apparent goal to 'always' seek forfeit of private property. Of course, we all want our law enforcement agencies to pursue and prosecute criminals fully. But I have a problem with a federal agency sending a message, even an unintended one, that law abiding citizens will apparently 'always' be treated the same as criminals.” Bill Sali knows that there's no such thing as a "grey" area -- there are exactly two sides to each question, and only effete elitists believe in things like "nuance" and mealy-mouthed phrases like "it depends on the situation". Salian Conservativism teaches that as long as you stick to your core principles, you'll always come up with the right answer, no matter what the so-called "facts" might be.

Bill Sali and his Patriotic Supporters know that the government is bad except when they're protecting our borders from foreigners and prescription drug reimportation and putting Ten Commandment statues up on public lands and stopping buttsex. I'm glad Bill Sali used his immense power to get the Government Thugs to give up their mission-engraved Leatherman tools. While Anti-Sali Socialists are already claiming that Bill Sali didn't personally get the ATF to stop using the slogan, it's important to note that Congressman Sali never claimed that he did; he only got them to stop distributing the engraved tools. That's the difference between Bill Sali and ordinary Congressmen -- when the story first started gaining traction, other Congresspeople went to the ATF and asked them to stop using the slogan completely; only Bill Sali had the vision to see that it was better to attack the symptom of the problem, rather than the root cause, just like doctors recommend. This proves that we need smart people like Bill Sali in Congress!

Late Breaking News! Congressman Sali is now demanding straight answers from the ATF! We'll see how important Congressman Sali really is when we see how long it takes the ATF to respond to him! I bet we'll see an update by tomorrow!

Bill Sali Is Effective And Smart!

It's been a stellar month already for Congressman Bill Sali, and it looks like it's only going to get better. On the last day of April, he defended the Patriotic citizens of Idaho from Pelosi-supported Mexican citizens by sending a letter to the Secretary of State protesting Mexico's plan to open a consulate in Boise. Although all right-thinking Patriots can see that the only reason Mexico would want to do that is to have an exit point for the Mexico-Idaho tunnel under the border fence, some Socialists still think that Mexico should be allowed to open the consulate. Bill Sali, on the other hand, knew that he had to stop this from happening, so he wrote the letter. In this act, he proved that he is better than his primary opponent, Matt "Salisbury" Steak, and his general election opponent "Wacky" Walter Mitty. Did they write letters to the Secretary of State? No they didn't! The fact that the letter was ignored makes no difference; Bill Sali alone made the effort.

Some Anti-Sali Socialists might wonder why a Christian man like Congressman Bill Sali is so opposed to illegal immigrants; they blather on and on about how Jesus said we were supposed to "love one another" and so forth. The reason is, I suspect, precisely because Bill Sali is such a respecter of the Judeo-Christian tradition -- a tradition that teaches us not to mix with people of different nationalities. The Old Testament has lots of warnings about bad things that will happen if the Jews mix with Canaanites. In the New Testament, remember how Joseph and Mary illegally immigrated to Egypt, but later they were back in Israel? It's clear to me that Jesus told them they had to go back to Israel as soon as He was able to talk! After He returned, He never left Israel again. Clearly, He was teaching His followers that they should stay in the country they were born in. Bill Sali believes that too.

Today, Bill Sali showed another reason why he's way smarter than his opponents. Wacky Walter was out today basically giving away money to strangers, while Bill Sali was collecting money from strangers who want to be his friend. Which activity would you rather do? I think most sane people would want to get free money from well-dressed people than give handouts to grubby deadbeats. Bill Sali once again shows that his values are Idaho's values!

Congressman Bill Sali Lives His Beliefs!

A lot of Congressman talk about wanting a balanced budget, but only Bill Sali, Hero of the Owyhees, is enough of a leader to actually walk the talk. Check out this article by the normally socialist Idaho Statesman, where they say:

"Sali raised $107,600 in the first three months of 2008, said campaign manager Michelle Glasgow. Minnick pulled in twice that: $227,586. Minnick spent almost as much as he took in, but at the end of the reporting period, he had $327,909 in the bank. Sali had $124,200, and his FEC filings show that he continues to owe $134,673 from his 2006 campaign."

This just shows how fiscally responsible Bill Sali is, compared to the "tax and spend" mentality of Wacky Walter Mitty. Bill Sali is within about $10,000 of balancing the budgets between his two campaigns, whereas Mitty continues to hold on to his donor's money like he knows better how to spend it. Additionally, Bill Sali knows that it better to take in money from outside of Idaho, while I bet you WWM takes most of his money from hard-working Gem Staters.

Luckily, Mitty won't get a chance to practice his socialist ideals in public life, since Bill Sali has essentially won the election already. As I said over at anti-Sali Socialist Kevin Richert's MSM blog when he wondered if WWM can unite the Democrats following Liberal Larry Grant's dropout:

"It doesn't matter if he's running against Liberal Larry Grant or Wacky Walter Mitty, Congressman Bill Sali is going to win re-election with about 90% of the vote. Why? Because he's doing what all true Idahoans want him to do, which is vote against socialist-inspired legislation and protect the freedoms we hold so dear: freedom from government negotiation of prescription drug prices, freedom from having our society destroyed by non-Christians being allowed to speak in public forums, freedom from non-prayer-based health care. That's why people from all over the country -- and even a few from Idaho -- are contributing to help re-erect Bill Sali. Also, they know he's going to be elected President in 2012."

I'm hoping President-to-be Sali remembers his best supporters when he gets elected in 2012. Not in terms of government jobs, since he'll be eliminating most of them, but in things like appointing the heads of Neighborhood Watch committees. I've been watching my neighbors a lot lately, and I think some of them might be Hindus.